Triple XXX-Mass

Twas the night Before triple xxx-mass- I Bah Humbugged with a grin
Those American suck ass's- who wipe of their chins

They hang the store bought stockings- on the drywall stuffing all cares
Telling children mythic lies- and don't do drugs with I dares

They go to the local Malls to sit on Sex offenders laps
Underneath Santa's red suits he sports open ass chaps

They go to the Walmart- and cut down a plastic tree
The family dog gathers around it- and waters it with pee

The lights they malfunction and zap rovers balls
He runs away shitting and decking the halls

Mom and Dad are drunk- arguing about the lack of funds
Moms Fucking the Priest- Dad lusting the Nuns.



Parents put the children to bed- and tuck them in tight
Put them to bed early so they can continue this fight

As the night reaches mid- Dad slips away to the Bar
Picks up a hooker and totals his car

Dad posts his bail and back home with out stirring the sleep
Its a Dollar store Tripe xxx-mass and all toys are plastic and cheap



In the morning the children all gather around
They open up gifts wrapped- in the local new paper Mom found

Jack gets nothing he ask for- Jill is upset too
Both hope to grow up and convert to the Jews


America's jolly Santa we should all be so proud
Santa is the archetype of old Jesus- with a white beard and red shroud

Now we are all grown lets crucify Jesus to the north pole
Proclaim it is only us- who has to take back our bought soul


Stop giving out more lies- and start telling kids truth
Teach them not to sell out for lies- not even your tooth

When its time for the Easter Bunny- Don't pull that rabbit out of the hat
Every day is as good as that Friday is- and all time's great no matter where your at



This holy day and that sacred place-is all the same in the Now
It is life that we worship-not some bull shit idol cow

So when triple xxx-mass gets you down and you cannot measure up
Tell the carollers who sing at the door- to shut the fuck up!

Spread the word,tell the truth and not lies-truth of the Now and the sign of the times
Write on the walls and on blogs- with triple xxx rhymes